How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

Thursday Jul 31 07:19pm

snorlaxatives:

shootingstarm:

snorlaxatives:

does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

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I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.

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Thursday Jul 31 07:17pm
tomorrow-for-sure:

damn son 

tomorrow-for-sure:

damn son 

Thursday Jul 31 07:16pm
marilynmeth:

lana del rey with taylor swift

marilynmeth:

lana del rey with taylor swift

Thursday Jul 31 02:33am
Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together. (via c0ntemplations) Thursday Jul 31 02:33am

thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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Thursday Jul 31 02:30am

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

Thursday Jul 31 02:28am
Thursday Jul 31 02:26am

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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Thursday Jul 31 02:26am
Thursday Jul 31 02:25am

marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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Thursday Jul 31 02:24am
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